Tuesday 6th
If only we’d known the error we were making as we sat down that morning to a breakfast of bread and jam, happy with our coffee and no milk, and set off – bright eyed, bushy tailed, and armed with water, day packs, and biscuits for our trek.
We wandered out of the village and marvelled at the view over the terraces, before finding our first landmark, the Mirador over the canyon. The map was sketchy, but our spirits high, and we saw our first condor from that lookout – soaring just below us on a thermal from the depths of the canyon below. Even at that point, we were oblivious to the naivety we were carrying round with us.
We set off down the path to the bottom of the canyon; a few squiggles on the map did not prepare me for the narrow, rubble-based path that wound steeply down the 1,300m to the river below. All of a sudden, Ludwig’s ‘easy’ became much more of an understatement than William’s ‘Inca flat’. The Inca Trail turned out to be an absolute walk in the park compared to the Colca Canyon trek. If I had known then what I know now, when David asked with concern about 30 mins in if I wanted to turn back, I would have said yes – and it’s very rare that I ever admit defeat!
So, in my usual stubborn way, I refused to give in, said no, I wouldn’t let my crazy fear ruin the trip – and on we ploughed, committed now to our two day trek. We reached the gorge at the bottom and celebrated with an over-priced Coke from the entrepreneurial woman selling drinks out of a bucket of cold water. I was proud, and pleased to make it down. However, the amazement at how far we’d come down, and the lovely sight of the boulder-strewn, gushing water were short-lived. Just as we had come down, so we now had to go back up the other side to reach lodgings for the night. Only the 900m this time, though – not the full 1,200m. So, in the heat of the midday sun, off we set, and began the climb. It was hot, incredibly steep, and unrelenting. Past huts, water trenches, through overhanging trees, scrambling up rubble-filled steps, on we trudged. I rarely managed to look down as the view was vertiginous, but when I managed to cling onto a rock and brave a glance, there was no denying it was stunning. Something about the steep angle of the valley, the clean and deep slice the river had carved out of the rock over millions of years, meant that the other side seemed almost at arms’ length, yet the gulf massive; as I clung to the side of the rock face, the canyon was so deep the bottom almost seemed under my feet.
The heat, the angle of the climb and the aching muscles started to get the better of us as the afternoon sun beat down; I could tell David had reached the edge of his patience with the endless ‘up’ as he began spouting hyperbolic vitriol that made me – despite my fear-heightened state – crack up with laughter. I believe it went something like this:
DAVID:(stopping and turning to face me, red-faced with anger and exertion as we rounded another steep zig zag to face yet more vertical, rubble steps) “Why do these f***ing Peruvians build everything at the top of a f***ing mountain that no one except mules and condors can f***ing get to? No wonder they never get anything f***ing done and are still living in the f***ing Dark Ages…”
And so it went on for about 3 minutes until he had powered up the steps with the sheer force of his frustration, and I almost fell off the cliff with giggles.
We made it though, and arrived in Tapay, after a false celebration at the sign which was still a 20m climb away from the actual village. Damn the lying park rangers. In Tapay, we encountered the local men digging up the entire drainage system and had to walk to our hostel on thin planks across deep trenches in the steep hillside up the main street. Despite the major roadworks, we found the town charming and quaint, and the hostel friendly – with old folk sitting on llama-fur-lined benches and chatting in the sun.
Alfredo welcomed us in and installed us in a cute thatched hut with a very fetching llama bedspread which I wanted to steal and send home. David was feeling the heat, a bit knackered, and still quite p*ssed off so I went to explore and take photos, and found – just over the planks and behind the mounds of earth – a beautiful Plaza, church and a breathtaking view over the canyon. Back at the hut, post-nap and in better spirits, I convinced David to come out and sit with me to watch the sun set; it was so beautiful and I felt so proud and excited about what we had achieved that day. Sitting there in what felt like a mountainside village, breathing clean, cool air, and watching the sun illuminate the craggy stone and powder coloured paths, it was all worth it.
Back at hostel, other walkers had shown up – two Danish girls and a couple from Belguim. We had some good chat over dinner; chicken and rice for us, with double carbs for David, a veggie feast for the girls, and alpaca steak for the couple – her first! We drank tea and keenly felt the absence of our usual beer(!), and it was over the tea that the girl from Belgium let slip about a 15min stretch that we would encounter tomorrow, where it was so steep, unstable and perilous, that the guide book recommended you get on all fours to negotiate it! Aargh!! Nonetheless, the others assured me it would all be fine, and I tried not to let the words ring in my ears as I went off to bed. However, it wasn’t nightmares of deadly paths that kept me awake all night, but stomach cramps, repeated vomiting and an upset stomach. Just as I thought there was nothing left, and tried to settle to sleep, another wave of nausea would overtake me, and there I was outside, unable to make the 5min walk to the loo, retching next to the sheep pen. Nice. And so our descent into the stuff of nightmares began…..
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